Well folks it's another glorious thanksgiving.
Here at the Buckner Memorial Arena.
This game's sponsored by Richard M. Buckner of Buckmart Superstore.
Buckmart, Buck Smart.
The sky cats and the mud pidgeons are neck in neck at the season and,
things have certainly been heating up in the kitchen
You said a thorough mouthful there, Bill.
Oh thanks Chalk. Let's see which team will be destined to takeover the turkey!
How's the turkey coming, Skips?
Needs another hour to cook.
Good, good. We're on schedule.
Once Muscle Man gets back with the pie,
We should have everything set.
All it's left is piking everyone's elder from the airport.
Oh. How wonderful it'll be to give thanks with family here.
♪Yeah, it's fun to watch football on the cable.♪
♪But it's not Thanksgiving if you don't set up the table!♪
♪This is for the turkey. This is for the stuffing. ♪
♪You don't got etiquette you don't get nothing.♪
♪Etiquette.♪
♪Eti-eti-eti-eti-etiquette!♪
Hey you two.
We are going up stairs to fix up the rooms for the guest.
Remember: no football in the house!
Hmmm Hmmm! No football in the house.
Check.
And stay out of the kitchen.
I don't want you guys messing anything up.
Bam! Table set.
You know that means...
FOOTBAAAAALL.
Dude, did you not hear what Benson said?
No football in the house.
He didn't say anything about foam football in the house.
Dude...
Time to go to lawn.
Yeah yeah.
The kitchen!!!
Noooooooo.
Good thing is the Child Safety Gate was here.
Nooooooooo!!
Took forever to get these pie...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
The guests are arriving in a few hours now what we do?
I can't believe this!
It's one thing to ruin my day, which is particular your job!
But your own familys?
Don't you care about anything?!
This is the worst thing you ever done.
Maybe we can fix this.
What if me and Muscle Man go to get more sides?
Yeah, and I can pick everyone up from airport.
It worth a try.
Pops, Benson, let's go get another turkey.
We can help too.
I think you helped enough.
Sorry.
Oh man. We really messed up big this time.
I know. They'll never find a turkey this late.
If we don't fix this. Our family won't have a thanksgiving.
And we'll be fired.
That too.
What do we gonna do?
Don't have a turkey yet?
Now go to find one!
It's me! Farmer Jimmy at Farmer Jimmy's Turkey Farm.
I love Thanksgiving, but you've already knew that!
What you may not know is that,
I also have a lot of appreciation for pop music!
And it really rustles my jibblis that there's no thanksgiving song.
That's why you coming!
I'm holding a contest by farm.
Whoever writes the best catchy radio-friendly thanksgiving tune
Wins my prize "tuducken".
That's a turkey stuffed a duck stuffed a chicken.
Everybody knows that.
For decades turducken's been engineered by man.
What you may not know is that one gets born naturally every million years.
The contest starts in half an hour. I gotta get ready!
Dude! This is prefect!
Yeah man. We are great at songs!
We're gonna save thanksgiving...
Now where was it we were singing?
♪Something something pumpkin,♪
♪blah blah stuffing... ♪
♪Eating lots of food.♪
Dude yeah. *Eat lots of food.*
♪More than I can chew.♪
♪Football, football, fall on sleep on couch.♪
♪Sleeping to food coma.♪
Yeah yeah. This is gold.
We still gotta come up with first line though.
It will come to us. Besides, I got a secret weapon.
Bang!
Spoons?
Sure in the hands of normal guy.
But in the hands of Rigby?
Spoonboning.
Dude, Rigby. Gotta tell you that's like...
blowing my mind right now.
who totally gonna win!!
Mordo and Rigs save Thanksgiving!
This place has the best sides,even the sides got sides.
Muscle Man.
Yo, Billie.
What can I get you bro?
This one, mashed potatoes, corn on the cobs, stuffing, yams and greens for fifty.
Oh yeah, the Hail Mary platter.
Got it, brozo.
Now back to the top ten endzones dance all time.
No.4 Brock Stettman!
Man! Who made this list? Stettman's dances are lame .
Hey Stettman who taught you those moves? A dead cat?
You know who else had better endzone dance? My mom!
Brock Stettman will crash you!
Look there is one left.
Thank godness!
The last turkey!
Wow,how fortunate!
Good morrow fine sirs,
Prepardon, would you like some help putting that turkey into your car?
No,we're fine.
Pops, are you ok?
That turkey stole our turkey.
Dude,we're never gonna make it.
Hey,what are you doing?
I got an idea.
Diaper boy!
What's Margaret's dad doing here?
I live here.Sorry ,Margaret's not here.
She is with her new boyfriend.
I am kidding ,she is working on a term paper.
Well.we are not here to see Margaret.
Well,you guys want to come in ? We got plenty to eat.
No,thanks.Mr.Smith.we need a favour.
Without your help,our Thanksgiving will be ruined.
Dennis! Wrap up some turkey sandwichs.
Daddy is got to save Thanksgiving!
Brock Stettman will crash you!
In an endzone dances-off.
Ball me, James.
Brock Brock Brock!
Beat that!
Easy.
Well bless my pigskin. He is doing the typewriter.
Oh snap, now he's sealing an envolope.
Sending a letter, receiving a letter.
Taking it up to river, going for the full split!
My hammie bro.
That's it learnt! Brock Stettman is the king of his own dance!
Muscle Man your sides is...
Ready.
Oh no, bro.
We've got company.
Give us back the turkey.
Baste them.
No!
Yes!
What the...
This turkey is ours.
Grab the turkey.
♪Football,football.fall on sleep on couch♪
♪Sleeping to food coma.♪
Craminny! That's all you got?
Well,and also...
Boys,it's gonna take more than silverware to win this contest.
You have to sing from the heart.
Plus you need to figure out the first line
Yeah, you are right.
At least the other contests so far aren't very good.
Ok, unless there're some other contestants after this,
We are done to our last entree.
Everybody welcome Rich Buckner!
Rich Buckner!
Now I know it's gone through your head,
That's Rich Buckner! He is the richest man in the world.
What's he doing here?
Well,I love Thanksgiving ,so I paid the best musician in the world to write this song.
That's sounds like it would be good.
It is.
And remember Shop Buckmart for all your Thanksgiving needs.
Chewing on freedom!
Ok, give it up for Rich Buckner and his song
Alright everybody, we are about to drop,
The true meaning of thanksgiving on y'all!
Itâs the American flag! It's the American flag!
♪You are freezing cold and chilling and pimply,♪
♪on this cold thanksgiving's eve.♪
Pop sensation Jeniffer!
♪Caress your body, butter your skin.♪
♪Bake in oven for a 100 degree.♪
Ah Snap! Auto T!
♪Baby seeing you roast in there, my heart fills with pride.♪
Ah!!! Dusty B!
♪Where else but America can we feast on your meat?♪
♪When you are eating a turkey,♪
♪you are eating America.♪
♪When you chew on some sides,♪
♪you are chewing on freedom!♪
♪Thanksgiving day in the USA!♪
♪When you're chewing on freedom♪
♪Baste the turkey, stuffing it good,♪
♪With Buckner breading carrots and peas.♪
♪Turkey's tender, sides are perfect,♪
♪With Buckner product we did it with ease.♪
♪Let's give thanks to Richard Buckner.♪
♪We bow down gratefully.♪
♪Let's eat this bird patriotically♪.
♪As a family!♪
Popular music stars, laser flags, reviving the dead.
You better come up with something fast.
♪You are eating America,♪
♪When you chew on some sides.♪
♪You are chewing on freedom.♪
♪Thanksgiving day in the USA♪
♪When you are chewing... ♪
♪Free~♪
♪~dom!♪
Oh my stars!
Unless somebody's gonna come in the next few seconds,
Mr. Buckner, I am proud to award you
My one of a kind blue ribbon...
Stoooop!
Our names are Mordecai and Rigby, and we've got a song too.
It's too late.
Now just hold on there, Richard.
They made it in just under the wire.
What?
The pilgrims took a chance coming to the new world,
let's take a chance on these fellas.
Let them play! Let them play!
Oh, fine!
Well, Mordecai and Rigby, the stage is yours.
Ah, dude, I still don't know what the first line is.
Just go with the pumpkin and stuffing line.
Alright.
Mordecai and Rigby, come in. It's Thomas.
Thomas?
I'm at the airport, there's been a delay.
Your families' flights won't be getting in till tomorrow.
I'm so sorry.
They're not gonna make it for Thanksgiving.
Not gonna make it for Thanksgiving
I'm sorry.
What's the point of having a Thanksgiving without family?
I'm outta here.
Yes!
Rigby! Wait!
Don't you see? This is what the song needs to be about.
Today was a hard day for us, and, well...
We really hope you like our song.
♪We wrecked our turkey on Thanksgiving day.♪
♪Knocked onto the floor and it burst into flames.♪
♪Without a turkey we were freaking out,♪
♪but that's not what it's really all about.♪
♪Sure it's great to have all that food.♪
♪But really what puts you in a better mood.♪
♪Is sitting down next to your best buddies,♪
♪and having quality time with your family.♪
♪Things are bound to go wrong maybe once or twice.♪
♪Who cares if the dog ate all the sides?♪
♪We all must put our differences aside.♪
♪It's only one day so we have to try.♪
♪It's not about stuffing or gravy.♪
♪All the food is bonus now don't you see.♪
♪For one day a year all is forgiven.♪
-Rigby! - *When we come together on Thanksgiving.*
♪When we come together on Thanksgiving.♪
♪Oooh Oooh, what're you thankful for?♪
♪Thanksgiving!♪
Spoonboning...
♪Thanksgiving!♪
♪Oooh Oooh, what're you thankful for?♪
I forgive you.
♪Oooh Oooh, what're you thankful for?♪
♪Thanksgiving!♪
♪What're you thankful for?♪
Thanksgiving!
♪What're you thankful for?♪
That was awesome! I love you guys!
I'm so thankful that my whole family looks exactly like me!
Well I do declare!
It seems to be that now we have a new winner.
Alright!
YEAH!
Mordecai and Rigby, your song captured the true spirit of Thanksgiving.
And I here by present you,
With the grand prize of famer Jimmy's honest-to-goodness turducken!
Hey what are you doing? That's our turducken!
I tried to buy it from the buddy but they wouldn't let me,
So I spent millions on a perfect song.
You guys just sang from the heart, that didn't cost anything.
Give us our turducken!
I'm afraid I can't do that.
But we might have extra turkeys laying around somewhere.
Oh! Hey, looks like we do.
Here you go!
Clean up on aisle six!
What do we gonna do?!
Grab ahold boys, we got a bad guy to catch.
This is an outrage!
That song was the emodiment of all that holds true and dear about Thanksgiving.
And that's why we're gonna help them to get the turducken back.
Now you with us or not?
It would be our honor.
Hey Muscle man, I had a team jet park outside with my entire defensive line on it.
What do you say we go intercept that turducken?
I say, game on, bro.
Hand over the turducken!
Mordecai and Rigby, have a seat.
You may be wondering why billionaire wants this turducken so much.
I don't know, does it taste really good or something?
You really think I'm gonna eat this?
You don't know anything, do you?
It's true that just one is born every million years.
But what no one knows...
Is that it has a golden wish bone!
One that actually grants wishes!
But what could you possibly wish for? You're a billionaire!
The one thing that my attorney tell me that I can't buy.
The right to Thanksgiving!
I run a successful business, employ thousands...
Do I ever get the Thanks giving? NO!
Everyone's too busy with their families.
Soon they'll all have to thank me!
Thanksgiving, brought to you by Buckmart.
NO!
Go!
Spoonboning!
No! No!
Air tackle the blimp!
Go! Go! Go!
Alright Stettman, let's see some fancy footwork out there.
Abandon the ship!
Finally, Thanksgiving's gonna be mine!
Get off me!
You can take what you want, but you can't never take Thanksgiving from us!
Oh yeah? I've got a golden wishbone right here that says otherwise.
Thanks for shop at Buckmart.
I wish, for Thanksgiving to be mine!
And another billion dollars on an untraceable bank account!
Nooooooo!
We wish to be safe at home with our friends and families!
Now!
Why isn't it breaking?!
Cause it's solid gold man!
Here, try this!
Okay!
Pull harder!
What happened?
The golden wishbone, we wish to come back home, safe and sound.
And it worked!
Well, almost. It didn't grant the part that our families would be here.
Guys! Guys! Remember when I say everyone wasn't coming?
I was wrong!
I check the departing flight instead of the arrivals!
Thomas!
Hey hey! Mordo!
Hi son.
Is that grown man over there my Rigby?
Come here Rigby.
Mom! Pop!
It's so good to see you guys. Except, well...
There's no food because we destroy it all.
Well that's what are families here for.
Who is ready for some TURKEY?
Hey everbody, pipe down!
Go ahead, son.
I just wanna thank everyone for coming.
Thanksgiving could be a hectic time for many.
But to see everyone here makes it all worth it in the end.
Mordecai and Rigby, would you please stand up?
I know you guys aren't perfect, pretty much all the time.
But I want you to know, that I'm proud of you.
You save Thanksgiving! And for that, I raise my glass.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Happy Thanksgiving!